What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:48
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Ah so!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Goldfinger
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.